A collection of the best quotes from St. Elmo's Fire by your favorite characters including Kevin Dolenz, Kirby Keger and Leslie Hunter.
Kirby: I always thought we'd be friends forever.Kevin: Yeah, well forever got a lot shorter all of a sudden.
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Wendy: We're really worried about this affair with your boss.
Jules: I don't know why you're both so worried... So, I bop him for a couple of years, get his job when he gets his hands caught in the vault, do a black mink ad, retire in utter disgrace, then write a best seller and be a fabulous host on my own talk show...
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Alec: You're being arrested for drunk driving.
Billy: Drunk definitely, I don't know if you could call it driving
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Billy: The wet look is in, asshole.
Alec: That's Mr. Asshole to you.
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Jules: Don't you enjoy anything anymore... like girls?
Kevin: I enjoy being afraid of Russia. It's a harmless fear, but it makes America feel better, Russia gets an inflated sense of national worth from our paranoia. How's that?
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Kevin: How come you never ask me if I want a date?
Naomi: I thought you were gay!
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Billy: Jules, y'know, honey... this isn't real. You know what it is? It's St. Elmo's Fire. Electric flashes of light that appear in dark skies out of nowhere. Sailors would guide entire journeys by it, but the joke was on them... there was no fire. There wasn't even a St. Elmo. They made it up. They made it up because they thought they needed it to keep them going when times got tough, just like you're making up all of this. We're all going through this. It's our time at the edge.
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Leslie: Men... Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.
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Alec: You walked out on this relationship.
Leslie: I didn't walk out. You walked out.
Alec: You f**ked Kevin!
Leslie: You f**ked many!
Alec: Nameless, faceless many.
Leslie: Thank you. I feel much better now.
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Alec: You cannot have the Pretenders' 1st album! That's mine.
Leslie: I bought it.
Alec: You did not! You can have all the Billy Joels... except The Stranger.
Leslie: I'm taking Thriller and Mahler's ninth.
Alec: Kevin is so fond of Mahler.
Leslie: I moved in with Jules.
Alec: Oh how nice, rommies again... No Springsteen is leaving this house! You can have all the Carly Simons.
Leslie: You got me those for Valentine's Day. Remember?
Alec: You ran out on this relationship. You take the consequences.
Leslie: I didn't run out on anything. You ran out.
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Total Quotes: 30
