Spaceballs Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Spaceballs by your favorite characters including Dark Helmet, Lone Star and Kitty Fane.
Dark Helmet: So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb. • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Barf: Oh! That's gonna leave a mark.
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Yogurt: Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.
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Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet.
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Dark Helmet: My brains are going into my feet!
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Colonel Sandurz: Prepair ship for light speed.
Dark Helmet: No, no, no. Light speed is too slow.
Colonel Sandurz: Light speed is too slow?
Dark Helmet: Yes. We're gonna have go right to... ludicrous speed.
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Dark Helmet: WHAT? You went over my helmet?
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Dark Helmet: So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
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Barf: It's not that we're afraid, far from it, it's just that we've got this thing about death... It's not us!
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Lone Starr: A million? That's unfair.
Pizza the Hutt: Unfair to payor but not to payee. But you're gonna pay it, or else!
Barf: Or else what?
Pizza the Hutt: Tell him, Vinnie.
Vinnie: Or else pizza is gonna send out for *you*!
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Total Quotes: 46