[repeated line]Neville Flynn: Do as I say and you'll live!
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Neville Flynn: Turn this big motherf**ker left, Troy!
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Ken: Who's your daddy now, bitch?
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Three G's: Yeah, you like that! Baby got back, front, and side to side!
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Troy: This s**t's bananas!
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Paul: F**king dog. F**king coach. F**king Americans.
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Paul: Why exactly are there snakes on this plane?
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Mercedes Harbont: [Comforting her dog, insulting the Englishman] Don't worry, Mary-Kate. His hair plugs can't hurt you.
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Mercedes Harbont: [to 3Gs, about her dog] My Doctor says she's Bipolar.
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Ken: [while examining bite wound on Leroy's buttocks] Okay, looks like the venom has to be sucked out.
[Looks around]
Ken: Anyone? Ok, fine. I'll do it.
Big Leroy: [pushes Ken away] Oh, there will be no sucking! Get this guy away from my ass!
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