Nelville Flynn: Everybody listen up! We have to put a barrier between us and the snakes!• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Eddie Kim: Don't you think I've exhausted every other option? HE SAW ME!
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Big Leroy: Someone get this f**kin' snake off my ass!
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Neville Flynn: Hey, hey, we have to figure something out.
Rick: Alright, well I know what I've got to do. We're in a two-hundred foot aluminum tube and we're thirty thousand feet in the air, and any one of those slimy little pieces of s**t can trip a circuit or a relay or a hydraulic and this bird goes down faster than a Thai hooker. So my job is to keep LAX informed on how totally screwed we are and then find some way to keep this mother in the sky another two hours. Figure that out.
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Rick: You don't think I know it's hotter than hell in here? We also have abnormal vibrations in engines one and two. I had no choice but to throttle back.
Neville Flynn: You slowed down?
Rick: Yeah, well, you know, it's that or option B.
Claire Miller: Which is?
Rick: I go faster and the engines seize up and we eventually plummet to a horrible death. They spend the next year identifying femurs.
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Rick: Oh my, I was hoping you'd be the sky-candy on this flight. You're looking especially delicious this evening.
Claire Miller: I love it when you demean me, Rick.
Rick: My pleasure.
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[last lines]
Sean Jones: What was the first thing you ever told me?
Neville Flynn: What the f**k's that got to do with anything?
Sean Jones: What was the first thing you ever told me?
Neville Flynn: Do as I say and you live.
Sean Jones: Exactly. Now it's your turn. Do as *I* say and you'll live!
[they start surfing]
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Man Bitten on Penis: F**king snake! Get off my d**k!
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Neville Flynn: What was the first thing I ever said to you?
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[first lines]
Daniel Hayes: [to Sean] Go. Get out of here. Go!
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Total Quotes: 42
