A collection of the best quotes from Snakes on a Plane by your favorite characters including Neville Flynn, Sean Jones and Claire Miller.
Nelville Flynn: Okay people! We've got to put a barrier between us and the snakes! • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dr. Steven Price: Remember, time is tissue.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Nelville Flynn: Troy, turn this big motherf**ker LEFT!
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Nelville Flynn: Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf**king snakes on this motherf**king plane!
• Rating: 9.1 / 10 • Permalink
Nelville Flynn: [Pulling out his gun] We're about to open some f**king windows.
Nelville Flynn: All praises to the playstation!
• Rating: 8.7 / 10 • Permalink
Nelville Flynn: Great, snakes on crack.
• Rating: 8.7 / 10 • Permalink
Claire Miller: [to the wounded Rick] You sure you can fly this thing with one hand?
Rick: Honey, you'd be surprised at what a man can do with one hand.
• Rating: 6.0 / 10 • Permalink
Three G's: Baby got back, front, and side to side!
• Rating: 4.0 / 10 • Permalink
Nelville Flynn: How good are you at this game?
Troy: Pretty good. I mean, my brother Randy has the hi-score. Asshole never lets me hear the end of it.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Sean Jones: It's getting hot in here...
Nelville Flynn: I'm from Tennessee, I didn't notice!
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Total Quotes: 42
