Smokin' Aces Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Smokin' Aces by your favorite characters including Buddy "Aces" Israel, Sir Ivy and "Pistol" Pete Deeks.
Warren: You want a piece of me? I feel like you're eyeballin' me, dawg! • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Bernard "Beanie" Alfonso: Damn girl, you just went from Beyoncé to Bigfoot in less than 6 hours.
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Bernard "Beanie" Alfonso: Damnit! I didn't realize how f**ked up I was till I just saw your ass, girl. You went from Beyonce to Bigfoot in less than 6 f**king hours!
Hooker: F**k you, p***y!
Bernard "Beanie" Alfonso: Hey! We did that dance, bitch!
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Rip Reed: Thanks God, A dog pile of piss poor physique on top of a small c**k and hereditary alcoholism, I appreciate it ... I'm babbling. I do that drunk.
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Hollis Elmore: You shot me, and you murdered my friends... and you dumped us in the lake.
Darwin Tremor: Pretty much.
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Rip Reed: Hey man. That's not yours.
"Pistol" Pete Deeks: [to Hollis] Put the f**king rabbit down!
Rip Reed: Appreciate it man, get your d**k beaters off it.
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Jack Dupree: So I take it you're not going?
Hollis Elmore: No, no. I'm going to Kentucky to take Fort Knox with a f**king slingshot, and then I'm going to hell after Hitler.
"Pistol" Pete Deeks: Would you please find your fangs! You f**king coward. What is wrong with you?
[Hollis shows him the middle finger]
"Pistol" Pete Deeks: Seriously, what is wrong with you?
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Darwin Tremor: Sometimes, fate just... fate just up-and-f**ks you for no good reason. That the way'a the world! The way it's always gonna be. Alright then, peace bro.
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Darwin Tremor: [manipulating Dupree's mouth so Jack seems to be speaking to him] Don't worry, I forgive you Darwin.
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Buddy 'Aces' Israel: Cinnamon roll? the cinnamon, the roll of the cinnamon. That looks like jizz... ya Eastern European jizz, that looks like some f**khead shot his load on a 12000 dollar calf's skin jacket. The twist? Its my $12,000 calf skin jacket. So ya got the semen, okay you got the human ejaculate ... [checks watch] ... thats been allowed to soak in for like seven hours alright. Work its way into the fabric f**kin fibers...
Hugo Croop: If you like I send out?
Buddy 'Aces' Israel: To what? Incinerate? Hugo there isn't a f**kin laundry detergent or dry cleaning product known to man that will get that clean. Some s**t, suffice it to say, just don't wash out.
Hugo Croop: Do you want an apology?
Buddy 'Aces' Israel: Only if you really truly mean it.
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Total Quotes: 29