Smart People Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Smart People by your favorite characters including Chuck Wetherhold, Vanessa Wetherhold and Lawrence Wetherhold.
Chuck Wetherhold: These children haven't been properly parented in many years. They're practically feral. That's why I was brought in. • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Chuck Wetherhold: [to Lawrence] You spend $50 on dinner, that's grounds for intercourse.
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Chuck Wetherhold: These children haven't been properly parented in many years. They're practically feral. That's why I was brought in.
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Chuck Wetherhold: It's kind of a win-win situation.
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Vanessa Wetherhold: I think he smelled the pot!
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Vanessa Wetherhold: You should really make your bed. It sets the tone for the day.
Chuck Wetherhold: But, how do you know what tone I was trying to set?
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Lawrence Wetherhold: You're a giant toddler!
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Lawrence Wetherhold: Why would you have a baby with me?
Janet Hartigan: Because you don't know how to properly use a condom.
Lawrence Wetherhold: Point taken.
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Total Quotes: 8