Donkey: And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin' outta my butt that day! • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Shrek: Well it's no wonder you don't have any friends.
The Donkey: Wow, only a true friend would be that truely honest.
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Donkey: Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?
Shrek: That would be my home.
Donkey: Oh and it is LOVELY. You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.
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Donkey: You, uh... you don't entertain much, do you?
Shrek: I like my privacy.
Donkey: Y'know, me too. That's another thing we have in common. I hate it when you've got someone in your face, you try to give someone a hint and they won't leave, and then there's that big awkward silence...
[big awkward silence ensues]
Donkey: ... Can I stay with you?
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Donkey: Can I stay with you? Please?
Shrek: Of course.
Donkey: Really?
Shrek: NO.
Donkey: Please. I don't wanna go back there. You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak... Well, maybe you do, but that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay!
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Donkey: This'll be fun. We'll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning... I'm making waffles.
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Shrek: Oh, no no no no. Dead broad off the table.
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Little Pig: He hooffed und he poooffed und he... signed an eviction notice.
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Lord Farquaad: Run, run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man.
Gingerbread Man: You're a monster.
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Lord Farquaad: Tell me where are the others.
Gingerbread Man: Eat me.
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Total Quotes: 45
