A collection of the best quotes from Shrek the Third by your favorite characters including Donkey, Shrek and Princess Fiona.
Prince Charming: You! You can't lie! Where is Shrek?Pinocchio: Well, uh, I don't know where he's not.
Prince Charming: You don't know where Shrek is?
Pinocchio: On the contrary.
Prince Charming: So you do know where he is!
Pinocchio: I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that I undeniably...
Prince Charming: Stop It!
Pinocchio: Do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be. If that indeed wasn't where he isn't!
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Puss in Boots: Some people just don't understand boundaries.
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Sleeping Beauty: "Who dat?!"
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Artie: Help! I'm being kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me!
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Snow White: Rapunzel, Rapunzel. Let down your golden hair extensions.
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Donkey: [after becoming Puss-in-Boots] I've been abra-cadabra'd into a Fancy Feasting, second-rate sidekick!
Shrek: Donkey...
Donkey: I feel all exposed and nasty!
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Donkey: [sees Shrek naked] Aahh! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies!
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Donkey: [To Shrek and Fiona] Good Morning, good morning... to you, and you and youuuuu.
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Donkey: Look out! They got a piano!
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Ship Captain: [menacingly] You're finished.
[Shrek, Puss in Boots, and Donkey turn and stare]
Ship Captain: [apologetically] Heh. With your journey!
[points to land]
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