A collection of the best quotes from Shrek 2 by your favorite characters including Donkey, Shrek and Princess Fiona.
Puss-in-Boots: I hate Mondays. • Rating: 6.0 / 10 • Permalink
Shrek: The kingdom of FAR FAR Away, Donkey? That's where we're going! FAR! FAR!... away.
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Puss-in-Boots: Stop, ogre! I have misjudged you.
Shrek: Join the club. We got jackets.
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Donkey: Oh, Shrek. Don't worry. Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.
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[Donkey collapses in a dead faint]
Puss-in-Boots: Hey, boss. Let's shave him.
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[after drinking a beauty potion]
Donkey: I don't *feel* any different. Do I look any different?
Puss-in-Boots: You still look like an ass to me!
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Pinocchio: I'm a real boy!
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Princess Fiona: You know, you are acting like a... a...
Shrek: Go on, say it.
Princess Fiona: Like an ogre!
Shrek: Well, whether your parents like it or not, I am an ogre!
[growls at the dog to shut it up]
Shrek: And guess what, princess? That's not about to change.
Princess Fiona: I've made changes for you, Shrek. Think about that.
[she leaves]
Donkey: Real smooth, Shrek. "I'm an ogre! Arrr!"
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Gingerbread Man: It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!
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Shrek: So, Fiona's father paid you to do this?
Puss-in-Boots: Oh, the rich king? Sí.
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Total Quotes: 32
