Shaun of the Dead Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Shaun of the Dead by your favorite characters including Shaun, Ed and Liz.
Ed: See? You don't need Liz to have a good time.Shaun: Oh, don't, man.
Ed: No! Go ahead, look at me. Can I just say one more thing? I'm not gonna say, you know, there's plenty more fish in the sea. I'm not going to say if you love her, let her go. And I'm not going to bombard you with clichÈs. But what I will say is this?
[chuckling]
Ed: It's not the end of the world.
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Shaun: It's not that I don't wanna spend time with you, cause I do. It's just... Ed doesn't have too many friends.
Ed: Can I get... any of you c**ts... a drink?
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Shaun: Don't point that gun at my mum!
Ed: Don't point that gun at Barbara!
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Ed: Hey, Shaun, look who it is!
Shaun: FUCK-A-DOODLE-DO!
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Ed: [after Shaun hits zombie with butt of rifle] Why didn't you just shoot him?
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Shaun: [in concerned tone] Mum, have you been bitten?
Barbara: No, but Philip has.
Shaun: Oh, OK.
Ed: [concerned] Has she been bitten?
Shaun: No, but Phillip has.
Ed: Oh, OK.
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David: I'm not staying here.
Liz: David, don't, that's suicide.
Ed: I think he should go.
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Ed: Who died and made you f**king king of the zombies?
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Shaun: He's not my Dad, he's my stepdad!
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Shaun: Ohh, for God's sake! He's got an arm off!
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Total Quotes: 34