Shanghai Noon Quotes (Page 3)
Roy O'Bannon: Yes, John, I've heard all about the Emperor. Must be one hell of a man.Chon Wang: He's only twelve.
Roy O'Bannon: Are you kidding me? You're sitting here, waiting to die for someone whose balls haven't even dropped?
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Roy O'Bannon: First time you ever see an outlaw?
[Pretty victim nods]
Roy O'Bannon: Scared? Kind of excited, too? All mixed up? Yeah. Last train we robbed we were naked it was so hot out.
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Roy O'Bannon: Let me put it this way. My horse is definitely not my best friend.
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Sioux Chief: Daughter, husbands like Man-Who-Fights-in-Dress don't come along every day.
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Roy O'Bannon: You blew it, John! Never interrupt a man in the middle of a duel! I had 'im! That's what gets me: I had 'im! I had 'im!
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Roy O'Bannon: I'm so lost, Chon. Ninety percent of the time I don't even know what I'm doing out here in the West.
Chon Wang: No, you're a good outlaw.
Roy O'Bannon: Stop, please. I'm a screw-up.
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Roy O'Bannon: You blew it. Whoo, you blew it, man. You did not want to cut his hair off, trust me.
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Chon Wang: What happened my horse? Is he dead?
Roy O'Bannon: No, but we are, Chon.
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Roy O'Bannon: These guns are really weird.
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Roy O'Bannon: Maybe we should let bygones be bygones. You got off some good shots, I got off some good ones. Let's call it a tie.
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Total Quotes: 36