Shanghai Noon Quotes (Page 2)
Roy O'Bannon: I don't know Karate but I do know crazy, and I will use it.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Chon Wang: What happened?
Roy O'Bannon: Oh nothing I just killed him, how'd you do?
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[Reading a reward poster]
Roy O'Bannon: The Shanghai Kid. This is terrible!
Chon Wang: I know. I'm not from Shanghai.
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Chon Wang: You gave me bad directions!
Roy O'Bannon: No, I gave you wrong directions.
[Holds up Chon's chopsticks]
Roy O'Bannon: Want your toothpicks back?
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Chon Wang: Fight with honor. You will win.
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Roy O'Bannon: Holy crap, the vultures are eating my head!
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Roy O'Bannon: [Looking at the bullet holes in his robe] It's a miracle. I am invincible. Roy! Invincible!
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Chon Wang: This is the West, not the East. The sun may rise where we come from... but here is where it sets.
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Roy O'Bannon: I feel like there's this gap between us. It's like I'm a cowboy, you're an Indian. You say wampum, I say money. It is so important, I just think that...
Falling Leaves: [kisses Roy] Shut up, Roy. You talk too much.
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Imperial Guard: Chon Wang!
Roy O'Bannon: That's right, Johnny Wayne's here.
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Total Quotes: 36