A collection of the best quotes from Shanghai Noon by your favorite characters including Roy O'Bannon, Chon Wang and Princess Pei Pei.
Princess Pei Pei: Father, is this my husband-to-be? He's a toad. If the Emperor is so fond of him, why doesn't he marry him?• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Medicine Man: Don't worry, it could be worse - he could be a white guy.
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Chon Wang: I got an idea: why don't I pretend I'm sick, and then you can attack the guard when they come in?
Roy O'Bannon: Oh, you mean the sick person routine? Does that still work in China? 'Cause here it's sorta been done to death.
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Chon Wang: See! I told you so!
Roy O'Bannon: No, you said "wet shirt don't break," not "piss shirt bend bar"!
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Roy O'Bannon: Ooooh... who's the pretty lady?
Chon Wang: That's my wife!
Roy O'Bannon: How long you been in this country?
Chon Wang: Four days.
Roy O'Bannon: Nice work.
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Marshal Nathan Van Cleef: How about that? It's a Mexican standoff. Only we ain't got no Mexicans.
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Chon Wang: He took the gold.
Roy O'Bannon: Is that all you care about, the gold? Shame on you.
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Roy O'Bannon: Now I'm gonna have to get rid of my outlaw name, it just won't work anymore. My real name's Wyatt Earp.
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Roy O'Bannon: Come on. We're men, we're not pinatas!
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Roy O'Bannon: You've lost your "winging it" privileges!
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Total Quotes: 36
