Jackie Moon: It's like the Titanic but with bears! • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Jackie Moon: Cover your sodas! Dewey loves sugar!
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Jackie Moon: It feels like I got cat piss in my eyes.
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Clarence 'Coffee' Black: Who the f**k is Bambi?
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Jackie Moon: There'll be a lotta television cameras out there so we just gotta be tip top.
Clarence 'Coffee' Black: So what's the plan?
Jackie Moon: Brought a secret weapon. It's going to make us look extra cool on Tv.
Bee Bee Ellis: What the hell is that?
Jackie Moon: It's eyeliner dummy. Now who's first? Monix?
Monix: Oh yeah... Let me get a fresh Maxi-Pad outta my purse.
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Jackie Moon: Suck my cock! I'll kill your family!
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Jackie Moon: ELE! Everybody love everybody!
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Jackie Moon: In the anals of history people are going to be talking about three things: the discovery of fire, invention of the submarine, and the Flint, Michigan Mega Bowl.
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Jackie Moon: No refunds, consider your refund escaping this death trap with your lives!
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