Rosemary Cross: Is this fake blood?Max Fischer: Yes, it is.
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Dirk Calloway: Dear Max, I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them Frenching in front of our house. And then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume's swimming pool, giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.
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Max Fischer: I don't give a s**t about the barracudas, f**k it! I'm building it anyway.
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Max Fischer: [during his play "Heaven and Hell"] Maybe We'll meet again someday... [holds up a peace sign] When the fighting stops.
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Max Fischer: Sic transit gloria. Glory fades. I'm Max Fischer.
Rosemary Cross: Hi.
Max Fischer: Hi.
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Max Fischer: Tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today.
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