Rushmore Quotes (Page 5)
Max Fischer: Your mind's as warped as your ear, Magnus.Magnus Buchan: Don't Get Nasty, Brother.
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Herman Blume: Why did you ask me to come here?
Max Fischer: Oh, I was going to drop that tree on you.
Herman Blume: That big one?
Max Fischer: Yeah.
Herman Blume: It would've flattened me like a pancake.
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Max Fischer: What was your major?
Rosemary Cross: I didn't have a major, but my thesis was on Latin American economic policy.
Max Fischer: Oh, that's interesting. Did you hear that they're not going to teach Latin anymore?
Rosemary Cross: This was more like Central America.
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Herman Blume: Come work for me.
Max Fischer: What do you mean?
Herman Blume: I mean I-I could use someone like you.
Max Fischer: Look, I may not be rich, Mr. Blume, my father may only be a doctor, but we manage.
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Herman Blume: So you've changed your mind and you want the job.
Max Fischer: No, I've got an idea and I need some money.
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Herman Blume: She's sweet, but she's f**ked-up.
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Rosemary Cross: I'm just having a little snack
Herman Blume: What'd you got there... carrots?
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Bert Fischer: You're like one of those clipper ship captains. You're married to the sea.
Max Fischer: Yes, that's true.
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Rosemary Cross: How did I hurt your feelings?
Max Fischer: Oh, my God! I wrote a hit play!
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Mr. Littlejeans: Best play ever, man.
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Total Quotes: 56