Max Fischer: The truth is, neither one of us has the slightest idea where this relationship is going. We can't predict the future.Rosemary Cross: We don't have a relationship.
Max Fischer: But we're friends.
Rosemary Cross: Yes, and that's all we're *going* to be. Well, yes...
Max Fischer: That's all I meant by "relationship." You want me to grab a dictionary?
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Dirk Calloway: Oh yeah and with friends like you who needs friends?
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Dirk Calloway: There's action across the street.
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Dirk Calloway: It's Snowman! Take him!
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Herman Blume: Mmm, I'm a little bit lonely these days.
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Herman Blume: She's my Rushmore.
Max Fischer: I know. She was mine too.
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Max Fischer: I saved Latin. What did you ever do?
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Max Fischer: How the hell did you get so rich? You're a quitter, man!
Herman Blume: I spent eight million dollars on this.
Max Fischer: And is that all you're willing to spend?
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Max Fischer: So tell me Curly, how do you know Miss Cross?
Dr. Peter Flynn: We went to Harvard together.
Max Fischer: Oh that's great. I wrote a hit play and directed it, so I'm not sweating it either.
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Ernie: What kind of fish?
Max Fischer: Barracuda, stingrays, electric eels, trout, hammerheads, piranha, giant squid, octopi...
Herman Blume: Piranhas? Really?
Max Fischer: Yes, I'm talking to a guy in South America.
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