A collection of the best quotes from Rushmore by your favorite characters including Max Fischer, Herman Blume and Rosemary Cross.
Rosemary Cross: Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for me?Max Fischer: It crossed my mind that you might consider that a possibility, yeah.
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Rosemary Cross: Do you think we're going to have sex?
Max Fischer: That's a kinda cheap way to put it.
Rosemary Cross: Not if you've ever f**ked before, it isn't.
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Herman Blume: You guys have it real easy. I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and your going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.
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Max Fischer: My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne. My safety's Harvard.
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Max Fischer: I like your nurse's uniform, guy.
Dr. Peter Flynn: These are O.R. scrubs.
Max Fischer: O, R they?
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Max Fischer: Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks.
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Herman Blume: What's the secret, Max?
Max Fischer: The secret?
Herman Blume: Yeah, you seem to have it pretty figured out.
Max Fischer: The secret, I don't know... I guess you've just gotta find something you love to do and then... do it for the rest of your life. For me, it's going to Rushmore.
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Dirk Calloway: I know about you and the teacher.
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Max Fischer: What do you call getting a handjob from Mrs. Calloway in the back of her Jaguar?
Magnus Buchan: A f**king lie.
Max Fischer: You think I got kicked out because of just the aquarium? Nah, it was the handjob. And you know what else? It was worth it.
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Max Fischer: So you were in Vietnam?
Herman Blume: Yeah.
Max Fischer: Were you in the s**t?
Herman Blume: Yeah, I was in the s**t.
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Total Quotes: 56
