Rush Hour Quotes (Page 2)
Lee: You must take me to see Consul Han right away.Carter: Man, just sit there and shut up! This ain't no democracy.
Lee: Yes, it is.
Carter: No, it ain't. This is the United States of James Carter. I'm the president, I'm the emperor, I'm the king. I'm Michael Jackson, you Tito. Your ass belongs to me.
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Carter: This ain't no Democracy.
Lee: Yes it is.
Carter: No it ain't. This is the United States of James Carter. I'm the President, I'm the Emperor, I'm the King. I'm Michael Jackson, you're Tito. I own yo ass.
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Waitress: For one?
Carter: No, for two, I'm here for a meeting with Mr. Juntao.
Waitress: I'm sorry I do not know Mr. Juntao.
Carter: Look maybe you don't understand, I'm Mr. Juntao's lawyer, legal advisor, he got into some s**t again and he told me to come down here and I'm a very busy man, ain't got time to be down here this late but I'm down here, my wife want me to come home, my baby is s**ttin' all over the house, he needs diapers, would you please go get Mr. Juntao?
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Lee: I like to let people talk who like to talk. It lets me find out how full of s**t they are.
Carter: What the hell did you just say?
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Carter: Get yo big Happy Meal Ass over in the corner!
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Lee: Leave me alone. A man like you could never understand.
Carter: A man like me?
Lee: You are devoted only to yourself. You're ashamed of being a police officer, you dishonor your father's name!
Carter: You don't know nothing about my father.
Lee: You said your father is a legend.
Carter: My father WAS a legend. My father was killed making a routine traffic stop in broad daylight by some punk who didn't want no ticket. His partner was supposed to get out of the car and back him up but never did. My father was just as devoted as you, and now he's dead, and for what? A traffic ticket and some punk? You tell me, where's the honor in that?
Lee: You believe your father wasted his life, that he died for nothing?
Carter: Prove me wrong.
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Carter: It is not my job to be jumping on and off of buses, I don't do that, I am not Carl Lewis!
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Carter: I'm gonna kick your ass and then I'll take your ass to jail.
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Carter: Damn, Chin, this is some greasy s**t. You ain't got no better food, like some chicken wings, some baby back ribs, some fries or something?
Chin: Chinese food, no soul food here!
Carter: I didn't say nothin' 'bout no soul food, I said you got some better food. I don't want that greasy s**t. How you gonna sell a big box of grease?
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Carter: How would we even recognize Juntao, none of us never saw him.
Lee: I have, he killed my partner.
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Total Quotes: 25