Rounders Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Rounders by your favorite characters including Mike McDermott, Teddy KGB and Worm (Lester Murphy).
Mike McDermott: Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker. • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Teddy KGB: He beat me... Straight up... Pay him... Pay that man his money.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Mike McDermott: You comin' up?
Lester 'Worm' Murphy: No, I've been standin' out here all this time just to say hi.
Mike McDermott: All right, listen, things haven't been that smooth on the homefront so, you know, tone it down a little, all right?
Lester 'Worm' Murphy: Tone done what, motherf**ker?
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Teddy KGB: Aces full, Mike.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Joey Knish: Don't got the stones? You ignorant punk. I play for money. I owe rent. Child support. I play for money, not the f**kin' world series on ESPN.
• Rating: 6.0 / 10 • Permalink
Mike McDermott: I feel like Buckner walking back into Shea.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Professor Petrovsky: We can't run from who we are. Our destiny chooses us.
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Teddy KGB: If you don't have my money, then you are mine.
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Teddy KGB: It hurts, doesn't it? Your hopes dashed, your dreams down the toilet. And your fate is sitting right besides you.
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Mike McDermott: Would you stop f**king around, for five goddamn minutes for once in your f**king life?
Worm: Whoa, Jesus, what happened? My old man just walked in.
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Total Quotes: 42