Wheeler: I don't have crabs! What have you been telling these kids?Ronnie: That you have crabs.
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Wheeler: You sexy like a chocolate strawberry.
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Danny: No, no. It's not a cow. It's a a minotaur. It's a creature of myth. And he got this one out of your mom's closet.
Wheeler: She let me keep it after I f**ked her.
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Danny: [while urinating neon green liquid] Jeez, it's like Shrek's piss.
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Danny: Man, why do you bow for that guy?
Augie Farks: Because he's the king, and he rules the entire realm.
Danny: Oh he rules the entire realm? Oh my bad.
Danny: Is that when he is or isn't whacking it to The Sims?
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Danny: It's not that I don't like you, I just don't like to eat with other people.
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Danny: I'm in a rut, we're in a rut. Let's shape things up. I have an idea, let's get married! I don't have a ring...
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Gayle Sweeny: I'm not here to service you, I'm here to service these young boys.
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