A collection of the best quotes from Role Models.
Wheeler: [sits down] What up, Ronnie?Ronnie: I don't wanna take my pants off!
Wheeler: [stunned] What?
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Danny: Pick us up in two hours.
Ronnie: F**k you, Miss Daisy.
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Gayle Sweeny: Watch your language, Ronnie.
Ronnie Shields: My language is English and this mother f**ker tried to grab my junk.
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Danny: Can I get a large black coffee?
Barista: A what?
Danny: Large black coffee.
Barista: Do you mean a venti?
Danny: No, I mean a large.
Barista: Venti is large.
Danny: No venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact tall is large and grande is spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's italian. Congratulations you're stupid in three languages.
Barista: A venti is a large coffee.
Danny: Really says who: Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?
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Gayle Sweeny: Did Wheeler ever expose himself to you?
Ronnie: Hell, no!
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Ronnie: Suck it, "Reindeer Games"!
Danny: I'm not Ben Affleck.
Ronnie: You white, then you Ben Affleck.
Wheeler: You *are* white.
Danny: That's true, I am white.
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Danny: I bet if I asked him to play a game of Quidditch he'd cum himself.
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Gayle Sweeny: Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his d**k for drugs.
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Martin Gary: I've heard of popcorn in the face, but this is ridiculous!
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Wheeler: I don't have crabs! What have you been telling these kids?
Ronnie: That you have crabs.
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