Risky Business Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Risky Business by your favorite characters including Joel Goodson, Miles Smith and Lana.
Service Manager: Who's the U-Boat Commander? • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Miles: [reading personals] "My daddy used to spank my bare bottom. Now he's gone. Will you take his place!?"
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Joel Goodson: When it came right down to it, I just wasn't attracted to her.
Miles: That should never stop you.
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Joel Goodson: Don't steal anything. If I come back here and anything's missing, I'm going straight to the police. I mean it.
Lana: Go to school, Joel. Learn something.
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Jackie: [about calling Lana] It's what you want. It's what every white boy off the lake wants.
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Joel Goodson: College women can smell ignorance... like dog s**t.
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Miles: Joel, you wanna know something? Every now and then say, "What the f**k." "What the f**k" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.
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Miles: Say "what the f**k" ... If you can't say it, you can't do it.
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Lana: [to Joel] Are you ready for me... Ralph?
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Joel's Mother: [in his dream] Please Joel, do what they say, just get off the babysitter.
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Total Quotes: 30