Reno 911!: Miami Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Reno 911!: Miami by your favorite characters including Deputy Trudy Wiegel, Lieutenant Jim Dangle and Deputy Clementine Johnson.
Jeff Spoder: There's no "immunity" to bullets! • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Deputy Travis Junior: Reno is a lot like Mayberry on the TV except that everyone's on crystal meth and prostitution's legal.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Drug Lord's First Hostage: [after being tortured by weed whacker] Who brings a weed wacker on a boat?
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: This is the stupidest group of people I've ever worked with who are not legally retarded.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: This hotel reminds me of a place you'd want to go to get a good ol' fashioned raping or a down-home murder!
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Terry, when you're here, you're an ambassador for Reno.
Terry: Heavy on the assador!
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Glen the Desk Clerk: Hello, welcome to the International Inn. How many?
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: There's 8 of us...
Glen the Desk Clerk: 8, 8 people for a suckfest
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: No, no suckfest, were here for a convention.
Glen the Desk Clerk: I like convention too. I'm in a convention, a suckfest convention.
• Rating: 2.0 / 10 • Permalink
Deputy Clementine Johnson: Legalize it
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Deputy Travis Junior: I just had the weirdest dream
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: You know you're driving, right?
[hits a porto-potty]
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: [looking back] Noone was in it.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Your watch is stuck in my pubes.
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