Barbossa: [Captain Barbossa and Captain Jack Sparrow are both trying to give orders] What are you doing?Jack Sparrow: What are you doing?
Barbossa: No, what are you doing?
Jack Sparrow: What are you doing?
Barbossa: No, what are you doing?
Jack Sparrow: What are you doing? Hmm. Captain gives orders on the ship.
Barbossa: The Captain of this ship is giving orders!
Jack Sparrow: [thinking] My ship, makes me captain!
Barbossa: They be my charts!
Jack Sparrow: That makes you Chart-man!
Pintel: Stow it! The both of you! That's an order! Understand!
[They glare at him]
Pintel: Sorry, I just thought that with the Captain issue in doubt I'd just throw in my name for consideration. Sorry.
• Rating: 9.4 / 10 • Permalink
Captain Sao Feng: Jack Sparrow, you have paid me a great insult.
Jack Sparrow: That doesn't sound like me.
• Rating: 9.1 / 10 • Permalink
Davy Jones: Ha ha... Lookie here boys. The lost bird. A lost bird that never learned to fly.
Jack Sparrow: To my great regret. But, it's never too late to learn!
• Rating: 9.1 / 10 • Permalink
Will Turner: Will you marry me?
Elizabeth Swann: [fighting a battle] I don't think now's the best time!
Will Turner: Now may be the only time! I love you. I made my choice. What's yours?
• Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Barbossa: The only way for a pirate to make a living these days is by betraying other pirates.
• Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jack Sparrow: Will you tell me something? Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressing damsel? Er... rather damsel in distress? Either one.
• Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lord Cutler Beckett: They know they face extinction. All that remains is where they make their final stand.
• Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jack Sparrow: You take the shore party, I'll stay with my ship.
• Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Davy Jones: Do you feel dead?
Jack Sparrow: You have no idea.
• Rating: 7.3 / 10 • Permalink
Captain Sao Feng: Welcome to Singapore.
• Rating: 2.0 / 10 • Permalink
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