A collection of the best quotes from Pineapple Express by your favorite characters including Saul Silver, Dale Denton and Red.
Matheson: I may look tough, but I got a lot of feelings...and you hurt...damn near every one of them.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Matheson: Sit yo sexy ass down, so you can watch yourself die!
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Red: [points to his armpits] You see this? There's no hair under here!
Dale Denton: What's the significance of that?
Red: It makes me aerodynamic, for fighting!
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Scientist: Private Miller, you've been smoking item nine for nine minutes. How do you feel?
Private Miller: I feel like a slice of butter... melting over a... big ol' pile of flapjacks... yeah.
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Dale Denton: How could he find us?
Saul: Umm, heat-seeking missiles, bloodhounds, foxes, barracudas.
Dale Denton: It's just... I'm kinda flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird.
Saul: Thank you.
Dale Denton: Not a compliment.
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Saul: I just got a shipment of Pineapple Express, the dopest dope I've ever smoked. Smellll it. It's like... God's vagina.
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[Dale and Saul are running and Dale sees Saul jump into a dumpster]
Dale Denton: Whoa, whoa! I gotta get to a phone man. Come on!
Saul: No, no! I think we should stay.
Dale Denton: Why?
Saul: [pause] Cause I'm in the dumpster already.
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Red: I used to use this gun when I was a prostitute.
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Saul: F**k the po-lice!
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Saul: The car committed suicide.
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Total Quotes: 46
