Pineapple Express Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Pineapple Express by your favorite characters including Saul Silver, Dale Denton and Red.
Dale Denton: How could he find us?Saul: Umm, heat-seeking missiles, bloodhounds, foxes, barracudas.
Dale Denton: It's just... I'm kinda flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird.
Saul: Thank you.
Dale Denton: Not a compliment.
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Saul: I just got a shipment of Pineapple Express, the dopest dope I've ever smoked. Smellll it. It's like... God's vagina.
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[Dale and Saul are running and Dale sees Saul jump into a dumpster]
Dale Denton: Whoa, whoa! I gotta get to a phone man. Come on!
Saul: No, no! I think we should stay.
Dale Denton: Why?
Saul: [pause] Cause I'm in the dumpster already.
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Dale Denton: How could he find us?
Saul: Umm, heat-seeking missiles, bloodhounds, foxes, barracudas.
Dale Denton: It's just... I'm kinda flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird.
Saul: Thank you.
Dale Denton: Not a compliment.
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Saul: I just got a shipment of Pineapple Express, the dopest dope I've ever smoked. Smellll it. It's like... God's vagina.
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Saul: F**k the po-lice!
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Saul: The car committed suicide.
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Ken: [in Korean] Prepare to suck the c**k of karma!
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Ted Jones: Has anyone seen my bigger knife?
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Red: Today's my cat's birthday.
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Total Quotes: 25