Parenthood Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Parenthood.
[after finding her 15-year-old son's bag full of porno tapes]Helen: l assume you're watching these because you're curious about sex... you know. Or filmmaking.
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Julie: I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree!
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Tod: You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.
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Gil: We'll throw away the TV. We'll perform Shakespeare in front of him.
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Gil: Women have choices, and men have responsibilities.
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Karen: He likes to butt things... with his head.
Nathan: How proud you must be.
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Karen: Do you really have to go?
Gil: My whole life is "have to."
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
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Frank: [on parenting] It's like your Aunt Edna's ass. It goes on forever and it's just as frightening.
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Gil: Keep Patty away from Larry - suck the intelligence right out of her.
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Total Quotes: 23