Frank: [after funneling a beer] Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good! • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Frank: Yeah, thanks. Took the restrictor plate off to give the Red Dragon a little more juice. But it's not exactly street legal, so keep it on the down low.
• Rating: 9.2 / 10 • Permalink
Beanie: Girls love a guy who's in your situation.
Mitch: What situation?
Beanie: Mitch. You're on the rebound. You're like an injured young fawn who's been nursed back to health and is finally going to be released back into the wilderness.
• Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Garry: Ok, ladies the secret to a good BJ is focus. I don't care if we're talking about your husband of ten years or some hot sailor you met a TGI Fridays.
• Rating: 8.8 / 10 • Permalink
Frank: No it's cool man, bring your green hat!
• Rating: 8.6 / 10 • Permalink
Beanie: You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday?
• Rating: 8.5 / 10 • Permalink
Beanie: Well why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife.
• Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Beanie: Spanish what the hell are you doing?
Spanish: I'm just going to get some water. This suit is crazy hot, yo.
Beanie: Put your head back on. That can be very traumatic for the kids.
Spanish: You're right, I'm sorry, sir.
Beanie: Don't sorry me, babe. And shake the tail when you walk. You're better than that.
• Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dean Pritchard: Listen, Chang.
Megan Huang: It's Huang.
Dean Pritchard: Whatever.
• Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Frank: That's how you do it. That's how you debate.
• Rating: 7.5 / 10 • Permalink
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