Old School Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Old School by your favorite characters including Frank Ricard, Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell and Mitch Martin.
Mitch: Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?Cab Driver: I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat.
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Frank: You tell anyone about this and I'll f**king kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by midnight.
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Frank: I'll be in the neighborhood later on, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get some frozen yogurt, or perhaps a whole meal of food, if that would be agreeable. Damnit.
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Frank: You know I was thinking we could go back home... have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD... no? Weren't thinking that? Ok.
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Beanie: Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Frank. Way to work it through.
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Therapist: Frank, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here.
Frank: Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants.
But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?
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Beanie: I know a really good sand guy.
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Mitch: At this point, you might be asking yourself, 'why am I holding this 30lb. Cinder block in my hands? You might also ask yourself, 'why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?
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Mitch: I've had a hell of a day and even worse week. And all I want to do is get some f**king sleep.
Beanie: Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say "F**k, s**t, bitch."
Frank: C**k. Balls.
Beanie: I'm just trying to make a point, Frank. You don't have to celebrate it.
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Frank: Are you sure you're ok with this, Blue?
Blue: Just ring the f**king bell, you pansy.
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Total Quotes: 39
