Linus: Smash and grab job, huh?Rusty: Slightly more complicated than that.
Linus: Well, yeah.
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Linus: Apparently, he's got a record longer than my... well, it's long.
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Danny: You gotta walk before you crawl.
Rusty: Reverse that.
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Rusty: What's with the orange?
Saul: My doctor says I need vitamins.
Rusty: So why don't you take vitamins?
Saul: You come here to give me a physical?
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Parole Board Member #1: Mr. Ocean, the purpose of this hearing is to determine, whether, if released, you are likely to break the law again. While this was your first conviction, you have been implicated, though never charged, in over a dozen other confidence tricks and frauds. What can you tell us about those?
Danny: As you say, ma'am, I was never charged.
Parole Board Member #2: Mr. Ocean, what we're trying to find out is was there a reason you chose to commit this crime, or was there a reason you simply got caught this time.
Danny: My wife left me. I was upset. I fell into a self-destructive pattern.
Parole Board Member #3: If released, is it likely you'd fall back into a similar pattern?
Danny: She already left me once. I don't think she'd do it again just for kicks.
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Danny: How's your wife?
Bruiser: Pregnant again.
Danny: Well, that happens.
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Danny: I'm not sure what four nines does, but the ace, I think, is pretty high.
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Danny: Phil Turenteen...
Rusty: Dead.
Danny: No s**t. On the job?
Rusty: Skin cancer.
Danny: D'you send flowers?
Rusty: Dated his wife for a while.
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Danny: We'll need Saul.
Rusty: He won't do it. He got out of the game a year ago.
Danny: Get religion?
Rusty: Ulcers.
Danny: ... You could ask him.
Rusty: Hey, I could ask him.
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[Bruiser punches Danny]
Danny: Ahh! Jesus, Bruiser, not until later!
Bruiser: Sorry Danny, I forgot.
Danny: It's all right.
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