Amelia Earhart: Do you know why I became a pilot?Larry Daley: I have no idea.
Amelia Earhart: For the fun of it. Why else would anyone do anything?
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General George Armstrong Custer: We're Americans, we don't plan, we do!
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General George Armstrong Custer: I'm a failure.
Larry Daley: No, you're not.
General George Armstrong Custer: No? Did you lead 208 Americans to their deaths in the Battle of Little Bighorn?
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Amelia Earhart: I take it you have a plan?
Larry Daley: I'm going to divide the house.
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Kah Mun Rah: Any questions?
Al Capone: Ya. Why are you wearing a dress?
Kah Mun Rah: It's not a dress. It's a TUNIC!
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Amelia Earhart: I just feel as if I've been asleep for along time and now suddenly I'm awake.
Larry Daley: I can explain that.
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Kah Mun Rah: Who ever you are Archie Bunker, you have a very comfortable throne.
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General George Armstrong Custer: In some countries, my hair is considered currency.
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Jedediah: You're crazier than a road lizard.
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