A collection of the best quotes from Mystery Men by your favorite characters including Mr. Furious, The Shoveller and The Bowler.
The Blue Raja: May the forks be with us.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
The Shoveller: We've got a blind date with Destiny - and it looks like she's ordered the lobster.
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Mr. Furious: I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines.
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The Sphinx: We are number one. All others are number two, or lower.
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The Blue Raja: I'm a superhero, Mother. An effete British superhero.
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Dr. Heller: That's a high-temperature fabric adhesive liquid projector, based on simple dry-cleaning technology. You aim that at a guy, and I'll tell you something: his clothes get so tight he can't even breathe.
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Casanova Frankenstein: A fish-fork is no match for my machine!
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Casanova Frankenstein: I have created a beautiful machine that is going to encourage our fellow citizens to share my vision of the future! Can you dig it?
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Monica: I don't find you threatening.
Mr. Furious: Oh! Well, you're very, uh... you're very, uh... kind.
Monica: At all.
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The Shoveller: We're not your classic heros. We're the other guys.
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Total Quotes: 61
