John Smith: Did you hear the helicopter dropping me off that night for our anniversary dinner?Jane Smith: No. Oh, percussion grenades. I was partially deaf that evening.
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Jane Smith: Have you been selling big guns to bad people?
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Jane Smith: I was never in the peace corps.
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John Smith: [talking about their predicament] So what do we do, Jane? Shoot it out here? Hope for the best?
Jane Smith: Well, that would be bad because they would probably ask me to leave once you are dead.
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Jane Smith: [dancing with John, he's just finished searching her for weapons] Satisfied?
John Smith: Not for years.
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John Smith: That left of yours is a thing of beauty.
Jane Smith: Mmm. You take it well.
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John Smith: You live with your mom, Eddie.
Eddie: [offended] Why would you bring her into this, she happens to be a first class lady!
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Eddie: You gotta take this bitch out!
John Smith: Don't tell me how to handle my wife.
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