A collection of the best quotes from Mr. & Mrs. Smith by your favorite characters including John Smith and Jane Smith.
John Smith: Come to Daddy.Jane Smith: [after she bashes him with a teapot and headbutts him] Who's your Daddy now?
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Eddie: Tell me you got smart and that you killed that lying bitch.
Jane Smith: This lying bitch?
Eddie: Guess that was just wishful thinking.
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John Smith: I guess that's what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning.
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[about the new curtains Jane bought]
Jane Smith: If you don't like them we can take them back.
John Smith: All right, I don't like them.
Jane Smith: [pause] You'll get used to them.
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Marriage Counselor: How often do you have sex?
Jane Smith: I don't understand the question.
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Jane Smith: That vacation in Aspen, you left early, why?
John Smith: Jean-Luc Gaspard.
Jane Smith: Damn, I wanted him.
John Smith: I got it.
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John Smith: We have an unusual problem here, Jane. You obviously want me dead, and I'm less and less concerned for your well-being.
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Mom #1: Eddie?
Eddie: [shouts] Mom! We are on high alert here. I almost killed you right then! You do not even realize!
Mom #1: [pause] Never mind.
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John Smith: [during a car chase] I never told you, but I was married once before.
Jane Smith: [slams on the brakes]
John Smith: What's wrong with you?
Jane Smith: [hitting John] You're what's wrong with me John.
John Smith: It was just a drunken Vegas thing.
Jane Smith: Oh, that's better. That's *much* better.
[pause]
Jane Smith: What's her name and social security number?
John Smith: No, you're not gonna kill her.
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Jane Smith: Wait, why do I get the girl gun?
John Smith: Are you kidding me?
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Total Quotes: 48
