Meet the Spartans Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Meet the Spartans.
Traitoro: Stop kicking people into the pit of death! Honestly! • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Mumbles: What you laughin' at, cracka?
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Leonidas: You got served.
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Rambo: Have you seen the new Rambo movie?
Paris Hilton: Have you seen a shower?
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Messenger: [Leonidas has kissed the Persian's messenger on the mouth] What was that?
Leonidas: That is how men great each other in Sparta: high-fives for the women and open-mouthed tongue kisses for the men!
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Urban Girl: Yo mamas so fat, her pant size is, um... um... Bitch, lose some weight!
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Leonidas: Yo mamas so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie!
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Leonidas: I'm assembling an army to go to war with Persia. I'm going to take them in the rear... and then I'm gonna reach around, and I'm gonna take them again from the front!
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Paris Hilton: I'm a Hilton, I don't bow... but I do bend over.
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Xerxes: I tell you kid, you got balls. I come over here with a big army, we're goin’ to shish kebab your ass.
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