Meet Joe Black Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Meet Joe Black by your favorite characters including Joe Black, William Parrish and Susan Parrish.
Joe Black: Careful Bill, you'll give yourself a heart attack and ruin my vacation. • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
William Parrish: Don't blow smoke up my ass, it will ruin my autopsy.
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Drew: And who would've thought... you, an IRS agent.
Joe Black: Death and Taxes.
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William Parrish: When I introduce you, and I tell them who you are, I don't think anyone will stay for dinner.
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William Parrish: You want me to be your guide?
Joe Black: You fit the bill, Bill.
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Allison: I should have my head examined again.
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Drew: We all know this deal is as certain as death and taxes.
Joe Black: Death and taxes?
Drew: Yes.
Joe Black: Death and taxes?
Drew: Yes.
Joe Black: What an odd pairing.
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William Parrish: Love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. If you don't start with that, what are you going to end up with? Fall head over heels. I say find someone you can love like crazy and who'll love you the same way back. And how do you find him? Forget your head and listen to your heart. I'm not hearing any heart. Run the risk, if you get hurt, you'll come back. Because, the truth is there is no sense living your life without this. To make the journey and not fall deeply in love - well, you haven't lived a life at all. You have to try. Because if you haven't tried, you haven't lived.
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Susan Parrish: Love, passion, obsession, all those things you told me to wait for, well, they've arrived. What are you afraid of, Dad? That I'll fall head over heels for Joe? Well, I have.
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William Parrish: I thought I was going to sneak away tonight. What a glorious night. Every face I see is a memory. It may not be a perfectly perfect memory. Sometimes we had our ups and downs. But we're all together, and you're mine for a night. And I'm going to break precedent and tell you my one candle wish: that you would have a life as lucky as mine, where you can wake up one morning and say, "I don't want anything more." Sixty-five years. Don't they go by in a blink?
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Total Quotes: 31