Man of the Year Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Man of the Year by your favorite characters including Tom Dobbs and Jack Menken.
Tom Dobbs: [quoting Benjamin Franklin] Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reason.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Tom Dobbs: I did inhale because I thought 'What the hell, it's lit, it's in my hand, I'll inhale it.'
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Tom Dobbs: When I was a young boy I used to look at pictures of naked ladies, hence my right hand is very strong. I touched myself more than a third base coach.
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Tom Dobbs: People say Intelligent Design, we must teach Intelligent Design. Look at the human body, is that intelligent? You have a waste processing plant next to a recreation area.
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Tom Dobbs: If you're representing special interest groups, maybe we should be like NASCAR with the little patches on the back: 'Enron: We take your money and run!'
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Senator Mills: I support hydrogen cars...
Tom Dobbs: That's weird, because you're backed by oil companies.
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Tom Dobbs: How many analogies do you have left?
Jack Menken: How many does it take to make my point?
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Tom Dobbs: The president wants to pass an amendment banning same-sex marriage. Anybody who's been married knows it's always the same sex!
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Tom Dobbs: This makes golf look like porn.
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Tom Dobbs: We'll pay for your Viagra but not for your glasses. That way, you get a hard-on but can't see where to put it!
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