Major League Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Major League by your favorite characters including Jake Taylor, Willie Mays Hayes and Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn.
Harry Doyle: In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Indians have managed to win a few ball games, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar! • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Rick Vaughn: What's that s**t on your chest?
Eddie Harris: Crisco? Bardol? Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curve ball. Of course if the umps are watching me real close I'll rub a little jalapeño up my nose, get it running, and if I need to load the ball up I just... wipe my nose.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jake Taylor: That's my wife...
Willie Mays Hayes: Does she know that?
Jake Taylor: Well, she would've been if I hadn't screwed it up... who's that guy she's with?
Willie Mays Hayes: I don't know. He's not wearing a nametag.
Rick Vaughn: Want me to drag him outta here, kick the sh!t out of him?
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Charlie Donovan: How would you like to manage the Indians this year?
Lou Brown: Gee, I don't know...
Charlie Donovan: What do you mean, you don't know? This is your chance to manage in the big leagues.
Lou Brown: Let me get back to you, will ya, Charlie? I got a guy on the other line asking about some white walls.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Harry Doyle: JUST a bit outside.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Harry Doyle: Monty, anything to add?
Color Man: Umm... no.
Harry Doyle: He's not the best colorman in the league for nothing, folks!
• Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
Jake Taylor: I play for the Indians.
Chaire Holloway: Here in Cleveland? I didn't know they still had a team!
Jake Taylor: Yup, we've got uniforms and everything, it's really great!
• Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Rick Vaughn: You put snot on the ball?
Eddie Harris: I haven't got an arm like you, kid. I have to put anything on it I can find. Someday you will too.
• Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lou Brown: Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever f**kin' do it again.
• Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lou Brown: You may run like Hayes. but you hit like s**t.
• Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 59