Billy Mack: When I was young and successful, I was greedy and foolish, and now I'm left with no one. Wrinkled and alone. • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Billy Mack: Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free.
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[Natalie, a secretary, is greeting the Prime Minister]
Natalie: Hello, David. I mean "sir". Shit, I can't believe I've just said that. Oh, and now I've gone and said "s**t" - twice. I'm so sorry, sir.
Prime Minister: It's fine, it's fine. You could've said "f**k", and then we'd have been in real trouble.
Natalie: Thank you, sir. I did have an awful premonition that I was going to f**k up on the first day. Oh, piss-it!
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Jamie: It's my favorite time of day, driving you.
Aurelia: [in Portuguese] It is the saddest part of my day, leaving you.
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Colin: American girls would seriously dig me with my cute British accent.
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Colin: I am Colin. God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.
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Prime Minister: [on the phone to his sister] I'm very busy and important. How can I help you?
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Karen: Get a grip, people hate sissies. No-one's ever going to shag you if you cry all the time.
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Sarah: [on phone] Hello, babe. No, I'm not busy, no - fire away.
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Prime Minister: Right. So, not quite as secret as we'd hoped.
Natalie: Right. What should we do?
Prime Minister: Smile. Give a little bow. Wave.
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