Juliet: I just want a glimpse of me in a wedding dress that isn't bright turquoise.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Harry: Right, the Christmas party. Not my favourite night of the year and your unhappy job to organise.
Mia: So tell me.
Harry: Pretty basic really. Find a venue, overorder on the drinks, bulk buy the guacamole and advise the girls to avoid Kevin if they want their breasts unfondled.
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John: I might get a shag at last.
Judy: Naughty.
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Sam: But you know the thing about romance is people only get together right at the very end.
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Daniel: Tell her that you love her. You've got nothing to lose, and you'll always regret it if you don't.
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Colin: I'm on Shag Highway heading West.
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Parky: This must be a very exciting moment for you, fighting for the Christmas number one. How's it looking so far?
Billy Mack: Very bad indeed. Blue are outselling me five to one. But I'm hoping for a late surge. And if I reach number one, I promise to sing the song stark naked on TV on Christmas Eve.
Parky: Do you mean that?
Billy Mack: Well of course I mean it, Michael. Do you want a preview? You old flirt.
[stands in front of Parky and flashes at him]
Parky: *That'll* never make number one!
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Jamie: Beautiful Aurelia, I've come here with a view of asking you to marriage me. I know I seems an insane person - because I hardly knows you - but sometimes things are so transparency, they don't need evidential proof. And I will inhabit here, or you can inhabit with me in England.
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Billy Mack: Christmas is a time for people with someone they love in their lives.
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Billy Mack: When I was young and successful, I was greedy and foolish, and now I'm left with no one. Wrinkled and alone.
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