Eleonore: This year you bring a lady guest?Jamie: No, change of situation. It's just me.
Eleonore: Am I sad or not sad?
Jamie: I think you're not surprised.
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Juliet: Banoffee pie?
Mark: No, thanks.
Juliet: Thank God. You would've broken my heart if you'd said yes.
Mark: Right, well, lucky you.
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Juliet: I know you're Peter's best friend and I know you've never particularly warmed to me. Look, don't, don't argue. We've never got friendly. But I wanted to say, I hope that can change. I'm nice. I really am. Apart from my terrible taste in pie and... It would be great if we could be friends.
Mark: Absolutely. Absolutely. Doesn't mean we'll be able to find the video, though. I had a real search when you first called and couldn't find it so...
Juliet: This one says "Peter and Juliet's Wedding". Do you think we might be on the right track?
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Jamie: Grande, er... grande familio, grande tradizione de Christmas presents. Stupido.
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Aurelia: [in Portguese] I will miss you. And your very slow typing... and your very bad driving.
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Aurelia: Thank you. That will be nice. Yes is being my answer. Easy question.
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Tony: You'll come back a broken man.
Colin: Yeah, back broken from too much sex.
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Jamie's Girlfriend: Hurry up big boy, I'm naked and I want you at least twice before Jamie gets home.
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Prime Minister: I'm very jealous of your plane, by the way.
The President: We love that old thing.
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The President: We love that old thing.
Harry: What is this we're listening to?
Karen: Joni Mitchell.
Harry: I can't believe you still listen to Joni Mitchell.
Karen: I love her. And true love lasts a lifetime. Joni Mitchell is the woman who taught your cold English wife how to feel.
Harry: Did she? Oh well that's good. I must write to her some time and say thanks.
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