A collection of the best quotes from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels by your favorite characters including Eddie, Tom and Soap.
Eddie: They're armed.Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
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Rory Breaker: If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda p***y to drink it.
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Nick the Greek: Just get me a sample.
Tom: No can do.
Nick the Greek: What's that? Some place near Katmandu? Meet me halfway, mate.
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Tom: Look, it's all completely chicken soup.
Nick the Greek: It's what?
Tom: It's kosher. As Christmas.
Nick the Greek: The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom.
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Tom: There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.
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Big Chris: It's been emotional.
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"Hatchet" Harry: I don't want to know who you use, as long as they're not complete muppets.
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Soap: A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.
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Barry the Baptist: If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, I suggest you get those guns. Quick!
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Gary: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.
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