Liar, Liar Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Liar, Liar by your favorite characters including Fletcher Reede and Audrey Reede.
Fletcher: The fact that my client has been ridden more than Seattle Slew is irrelevant. • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Miranda: Ummm that was incredible. Was it good for you?
Fletcher: I've had better.
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Fletcher: [having farted in an elevator] It was me!
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Fletcher: Greta, please! I'm on my knees in a $900 suit.
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Judge Stevens: Mr. Reede, I'm tired and very cranky!
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Judge Stevens: Mr. Reede, do we have a setlement?
Fletcher: Noooo!
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Judge Stevens: Mr. Reede, one more word out of you, and I will hold you in contempt!
Fletcher: I hold *myself* in contempt! Why should you be any different?
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Cop: You know why I pulled you over?
Fletcher: Depends on how long you were following me!
Cop: Why don't we just take it from the top?
Fletcher: Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and *speeding*!
Cop: Is that all?
Fletcher: No... I have unpaid parking tickets.
[groans]
Fletcher: ... be gentle.
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Max Reede: Is wrestling real?
Fletcher: In the Olympics, yes. On channel 23, no.
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Jane: Do you like my new dress?
Fletcher: What ever takes the focus off your head!
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Total Quotes: 34