Legally Blonde Quotes (Page 6)
Elle: For that matter, any masturbatory emissions could be termed reckless abandonment.Professor Callahan: You've just won your case.
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Brooke: Are you one of my lawyers?
Elle: Sort of.
Brooke: Well thank God one of you has a brain.
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Brooke: I would rather go to jail than lose my reputation.
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Brooke: I was getting... lipo.
Elle: What?
Brooke: LIPOSUCTION!
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Elle: But if I'm going to have my own law firm by the time I'm 30, I need a boyfriend who's not such a complete bonehead.
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Paulette: I'm takin' the dog... dumbass!
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Elle's Mother: Honey, you were First Runner-Up at the "Miss Hawaiian Tropics" contest. Why are you going to throw that all away?
Elle: Going to Harvard is the only way I'm going to get the love of my life back.
Elle's Father: Oh, sweetheart, you don't need law school. Law school is for people who are boring and ugly and serious. And you, button, are none of those things.
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Elle: Here it is!
Professor Callahan: It’s pink...
Elle: Oh! And it's scented! I think it gives it a little something extra, don't you think? Ok, well, see you next class!
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Elle: For that matter, any masturbatory emissions, where the sperm is clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment.
Professor Callahan: You've just won your case.
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Serena: Oh, look, there's Elle!
Serena: Elle, we came to see your trial and look! There's like a judge and everything... and jury people.
Margot: VOTE FOR ELLE!
The Honorable Marina R. Bickford: Ladies, take a seat!
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Total Quotes: 60