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Kung Fu Panda Quotes (Page 3)

Tai Lung: The Wuxi finger hold!
Po: Oh, you know this hold?
Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.
Po: Nope. I figured it out. Skadoosh!
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Tai Lung: What are you going to, big guy? Sit on me?
Po: Don't tempt me.
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Po: Maybe I should just quit and go back to selling noodles.
Oogway: Quit, don't quit? Noodles, don't noodles?
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Mr. Ping: We are noodle folk. Broth runs through our veins.
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Tigress: It is said that the Dragon Warrior can go for months without eating, surviving on the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe.
Po: Then I guess my body doesn't know I'm the Dragon Warrior yet. It's gonna take a lot more than dew, and, uh, universe juice.
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Po: The Furious Five! You look a lot bigger than your action figures! Except you, Mantis. You're about the same.
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Shifu: Believe me, citizens, you have not seen anything yet!
Po: I know!
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Shifu: I'm not dying, you idiot!
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Po: [standing before a training dummy] Hey, what you got? You got nothing because I got it right here. You picking on my friends? Get ready to feel the thunder. Come out with the crazy feet. What you goin' to do about the crazy feet. I'm a blur! I'm a blur! You never seen *Bear* style!
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Po: It is said that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!
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