Kung Fu Panda Quotes (Page 2)
Po: Do you want to go get some food? • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Po: There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.
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Tai Lung: You... you're just a big... fat... panda!
Po: I'm not a big fat panda. I'm *the* big fat panda.
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Tai Lung: The Wu Shu finger hold!
Po: Oh, you know this hold?
Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.
Po: Nope. I figured it out. Scadoosh!
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Mantis: [while doing acupuncture on Po] Wait, wait, my fault! I tweaked his facial nerves! And may have also stopped his heart.
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Shifu: Po, you're alive... or we're both dead.
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Tigress: You would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who knows kung fu.
Crane: Or be able to touch his toes.
Monkey: Or see his toes.
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Po: The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can get cut just by looking at - Ow!
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Po: It is said that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!
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Po: Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.
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Total Quotes: 34