Ben Stone: [during earthquake] FUCK ME! • Rating: 2.0 / 10 • Permalink
Ben Stone: Our baby is going to be French Canadian.
Alison Scott: And a little bit Spanish?
Ben Stone: Yeah, I'm not very good with impressions.
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Ben Stone: [to Alison] I'm sorry I'm sweating on you...
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Pete: You mean like Mr. Skin?
Ben Stone: Who's Mr. Skin?
Pete: You know, Mr. Skin.
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Debbie: [to Alison] Are you the lady who doesn't realize she's pregnant until she's sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out?
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Ben Stone: [to bartender] You're going to be embarrassed when you realize I'm Wilmer Valderrama.
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Ben Stone: If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in "Munich."
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