Knocked Up Quotes (Page 3)
Female Doctor: Oops. That's not your vagina. That's your asshole. • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0 • Permalink
Ben Stone: Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0 • Permalink
Fantasy baseball player: Don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0 • Permalink
Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: With a baby?
• Rating: 4.1 / 5.0 • Permalink
Ben Stone: F**k you hormones!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Jonah: Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck - it's dangerous.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Alison Scott: I'm sorry I told you to f**k your bong.
Ben Stone: It's okay... I didn't.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Debbie: He has man boobs. That means he has bad jeans.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0 • Permalink
Alison Scott: Hey...
Ben Stone: I'm naked.
Alison Scott: Yeah.
Ben Stone: Did we have sex?
Alison Scott: Yes.
Ben Stone: Nice.
• Rating: 2.8 / 5.0 • Permalink
Ben Stone: [during earthquake] FUCK ME!
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 37