Debbie: [to Ben and Pete at dinner] Hey, I have a really good idea. Why don't the two of you get into your time machine, go back in time and f**k each other. • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jason: Well, I'm gonna go make a protein shake.
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Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: F**k off!
Alison Scott: What?
Ben Stone: What?
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Pete: You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother... Gabe Ruth.
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Martin: I think he's using the dice move a bit too much.
Jay: I think that's pretty much all he's got.
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Ben Stone: Now that's how you get pink eye.
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Ben Stone: I live in your phone!
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Ben Stone: If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in "Munich."
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Jay: Thanks for the free money, Bitch.
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Martin: Whatever. I'm glad I'm not a Jew.
Ben Stone: So are we. You weren't chosen for a reason.
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