Knocked Up Quotes (Page 2)
Jason: Well, I'm gonna go make a protein shake. • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: F**k off!
Alison Scott: What?
Ben Stone: What?
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Pete: You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother... Gabe Ruth.
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Martin: I think he's using the dice move a bit too much.
Jay: I think that's pretty much all he's got.
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Ben Stone: Now that's how you get pink eye.
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Ben Stone: I live in your phone!
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Jay: Thanks for the free money, Bitch.
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Martin: Whatever. I'm glad I'm not a Jew.
Ben Stone: So are we. You weren't chosen for a reason.
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Pete: There are five chairs in this hotel room!
Ben Stone: That's WAY too many chairs for one hotel room!
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Jay: I'm going to be there to rear your child.
Jason: You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child!
• Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 37